it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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