i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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