420 ftw
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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