We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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