that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
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Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
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Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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