question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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