Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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