Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Girls should come with a carfax report
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
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he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
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I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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