whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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