I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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