i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
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Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
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PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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