Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
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if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
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Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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