Midget sex pt 2 tonight
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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