singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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