can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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