you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
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Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
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we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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