adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I will pee on everything he values.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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