either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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