you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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