love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
this must be what syphilis tastes like
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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