found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
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Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
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We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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