escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
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And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
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Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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