I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
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