I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
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All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
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on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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