Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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