im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
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Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
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I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
My vagina just clenched in fear
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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