Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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