is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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