On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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