sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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