I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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