i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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