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So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
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