are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
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the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
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