no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
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I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
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I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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