I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
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I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
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MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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