found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
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you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
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I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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