I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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