it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
It's never too late to be topless.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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