everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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