So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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