How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
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