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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I didn't shave. On purpose

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  i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed

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• (713): View more from Texas

  We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth

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• (713): View more from Texas

  The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'

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