I didn't shave. On purpose
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
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We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
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By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'