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(315): View more from New York

There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.

(440): View more from Ohio

its Wednesday...

(315): View more from New York

they're reeeeeally big trays

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(315): There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge. (440): its Wednesday... (315): they're reeeeeally big trays http://tfl.nu/bwkn

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(515): View more from Iowa

His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.

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(515): His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him. http://tfl.nu/q8r5

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(269): View more from Michigan

I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.

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(269): I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police. http://tfl.nu/uj8w

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(732): View more from New Jersey

we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle

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(732): we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle http://tfl.nu/y8fm

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(786): View more from Florida

you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.

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(786): you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat. http://tfl.nu/8z2x

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"

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(781): I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions" http://tfl.nu/b7d2

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(708): View more from Illinois

Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis

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Just arrived at our party

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(708): Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis (773): Just arrived at our party http://tfl.nu/7hao

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(734): View more from Michigan

Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....

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(734): Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters..... http://tfl.nu/8dbk

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(703): View more from Virginia

I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is

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(703): I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is http://tfl.nu/znts

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(660): View more from Missouri

People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic

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(660): People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic http://tfl.nu/zs06

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(864): View more from South Carolina

That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.

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(864): That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it. http://tfl.nu/a8sj

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry

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(262): And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry http://tfl.nu/q1qo

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(212): View more from New York

Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.

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(212): Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing. http://tfl.nu/bv2c

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(406): View more from Montana

Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here

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(406): Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here http://tfl.nu/0r5v

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(812): View more from Indiana

we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.

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(812): we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever. http://tfl.nu/pdge

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