the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it