I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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