Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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