(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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