Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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