Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
he shaved USA in his pubs
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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