# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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