You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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