I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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