Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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