I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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