would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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