pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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