he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
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I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
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Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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