i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
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Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
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It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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