quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
