She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Randomize
